I’m having some surgery today– it’s extremely non-invasive, however I’m getting knocked out with a general anesthetic, and I’ve heard horror stories about people never waking up. It’s my first time getting this, obviously (since I’m even concerned).
I thought this would be a good opportunity to pre-schedule a post (the one you’re now reading) that will pop up on the site while I’m in surgery.
So just in case I’m dead or in a permanent, medically-induced coma, I want to take this opportunity to thank you all for reading the site, and helping further the conversation we are all part of.
I hope I’ve entertained you and taught you something. Also, I really hope I’ve gotten you laid. That would be awesome!
If I’m in a coma, someone tell my doctor that I want to be kept alive, with daily blowjobs from the nurses (only the ones under 25).