In Case I’m Dead

I’m having some surgery today– it’s extremely non-invasive, however I’m getting knocked out with a general anesthetic, and I’ve heard horror stories about people never waking up. It’s my first time getting this, obviously (since I’m even concerned).

I thought this would be a good opportunity to pre-schedule a post (the one you’re now reading) that will pop up on the site while I’m in surgery.

So just in case I’m dead or in a permanent, medically-induced coma, I want to take this opportunity to thank you all for reading the site, and helping further the conversation we are all part of.

I hope I’ve entertained you and taught you something. Also, I really hope I’ve gotten you laid. That would be awesome!



If I’m in a coma, someone tell my doctor that I want to be kept alive, with daily blowjobs from the nurses (only the ones under 25).



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2 Responses to In Case I’m Dead

  1. rivsdiary says:

    dude, you are an inspiration, let us know you are okay when you get out. all the best, man.

  2. Moose says:

    What if all the nurses under 25 are males?

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