The Great American Shit Test

The United States is in the midst of a massive, nationwide shit test of unprecedented proportions.

American women have collectively issued this shit test, and American men have failed over and over, digging themselves deeper into the hole.

From welfare, to domestic violence, to abortion, to age of consent laws, women have continued to test the boundaries and try to make the men of this country say NO to them– the sexiest word they can hear.

But men continue to acquiesce to the demands of these pantsuit-clad agents of terror, and in turn, women have become ever more frenzied in their panicked desire to feel secure in the control of strong men’s leadership once again.

So they ask for more and more, hoping to find a ceiling and rub up against our manhood, but we continue to fail and deny them this comfort.


I am a believer that our society is greater than, but also a projection of, our individual parts. So, if something doesn’t work on a micro level, it can’t work on the macro level.

So imagine if you as an individual man treated an individual woman the way things have played out on the national level:

It’s your first date. You apologize for only showing up 10 minutes early, explaining you wanted to come even earlier to prove you weren’t an uncaring, evil asshole like all men inherently are.

You tell her to take whichever seat she prefers and order whatever she wants, because even though you acknowledge she is inherently better than you in every way, you will still act chivalrous towards her in reparation for the years of oppression your sex enacted upon hers. She should consider it tribute.

She begins feeling uneasy, but wonders what else she can get from you. She hates you already, but is not one to turn down such an easy deal.

After picking up the check, you give her a polite peck on the cheek, and then immediately turn yourself in to the police for attempted rape.

On your second date, you discover she is pregnant by another man. She gladly shares all the details with you, proudly stating how it “just felt right” with the escaped convict she met at a highway rest stop.

You congratulate her, lauding her divine feminine nature, and immediately offer to support the baby. She asks if you’re serious– after all, she is still basically a stranger– but you eagerly assuage her doubts. She will be fully taken care of from here on out. She looks like she is gagging on some food and trying not to retch, but it’s probably just a coincidence.

Soon after, you discover that all of her friends have heard about your offer, and have all decided to get pregnant by ex-cons too, because they are also practical women who aren’t ones to turn down a good deal.

Now things are getting serious with your girl. She has asked you for a diamond ring, a new flatscreen, and a year’s rent for her new apartment.

Any time you resist, she shifts her legs uncomfortably, as if something between them were stirring. Then she asks louder, and you always agree. It seems like her face belies disappointment, but that wouldn’t make sense… You just gave her exactly what she wanted, didn’t you?

Eventually, she complains louder and more angrily any time you don’t bend over backwards for her. You must keep inventing new ways to sacrifice for her. She has stopped taking care of herself, gaining over 100 pounds, while dressing like a man. The uglier she gets, the harder you try to please her, hoping just a little more happiness will set her back on the right course.

But eventually, this whole system collapses. You have no more time, money, or energy to expend on her. You have given her everything she could want and more, and yet she despises you for it. She is still a miserable monster, an empty cavern with no heart, soul, or sign of femininity.


If we continue to fail the Great American Shit Test, our nation will have the same fate as every individual failed relationship, in which the man did not hold the woman accountable, make her do her part, and maintain the fundamental balance of the sexes.

Women will never respect men again until we make them. That is the only way women know how to respect men.

  1. Fer

    Madame Bovary? Well, minus the getting fat.

  2. When do you think “The Great Shit-Test” started? In the 1960s when feminism started to enter mainstream consciousness? Or how about in 1861 when it was decided that the mother should receive automatic custody of the children in the case of divorce?

    • Author Dagonet

      Like shit tests in a normal relationship, it has been a gradual build, continually growing into the tidal wave of today.

  3. white mallow

    Through the need for equal rights an imbalance has definitely occurred; with many women now acting like children by ‘doing what they did to me'; this is not equal rights or what I would rather call equal respect. It is yet to occur. There is still an insidious lack of respect for women amongst men & an equally insidious lack of respect for men amongst women which now through law is able to come to fruition. I mean seriously why do men get no say when it comes to their children? & I know for a fact that some women have driven men to incidental violence against them but its his fault not hers. While rape is punished with a slap on the wrist & the media portrays women as various body parts rather than human beings. Both parties are at fault & both parties need to get over it.
    There are many things we can learn from each other. We just need to be open to it. We as humans need to realise this concept of what occurs on the micro affects the macro. I like the shows men how to be men & interact with women more effectively. But like anything it can have a dark side. sigh.. people take life so seriously. the real question I or are they insane?

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  5. Florpmagorp

    This is the stupidest thing I have ever read. It has absolutely no basis in reality. This is just bad and you should feel bad.

  6. I agree, Remember the saying “When men were men and women were grateful?”
    But all is not lost. I believe we can turn this ocean liner called Western Dissent around!
    Let’s all practice saying no to women.

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  8. daniel

    Truer words have never been written.

  9. Powerpasser

    3 words: “It’s her shout!” As in the Aussie English meaning of “It’s her turn to buy ME a drink!”

  10. Mina

    Thank you! I have been looking all over for this.

    Exactly where I have finally found the connection between Socialism, gun control, feminism and the manospher. Exactly.

    In thanks, I leave you with this I think you will find it very interesting.

  11. “After picking up the check, you give her a polite peck on the cheek, and then immediately turn yourself in to the police for attempted rape.”

    Laughed so hard at this. Great article and Great point man.

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