The United States is in the midst of a massive, nationwide shit test of unprecedented proportions.
American women have collectively issued this shit test, and American men have failed over and over, digging themselves deeper into the hole.
From welfare, to domestic violence, to abortion, to age of consent laws, women have continued to test the boundaries and try to make the men of this country say NO to them– the sexiest word they can hear.
But men continue to acquiesce to the demands of these pantsuit-clad agents of terror, and in turn, women have become ever more frenzied in their panicked desire to feel secure in the control of strong men’s leadership once again.
So they ask for more and more, hoping to find a ceiling and rub up against our manhood, but we continue to fail and deny them this comfort.
I am a believer that our society is greater than, but also a projection of, our individual parts. So, if something doesn’t work on a micro level, it can’t work on the macro level.
So imagine if you as an individual man treated an individual woman the way things have played out on the national level:
It’s your first date. You apologize for only showing up 10 minutes early, explaining you wanted to come even earlier to prove you weren’t an uncaring, evil asshole like all men inherently are.
You tell her to take whichever seat she prefers and order whatever she wants, because even though you acknowledge she is inherently better than you in every way, you will still act chivalrous towards her in reparation for the years of oppression your sex enacted upon hers. She should consider it tribute.
She begins feeling uneasy, but wonders what else she can get from you. She hates you already, but is not one to turn down such an easy deal.
After picking up the check, you give her a polite peck on the cheek, and then immediately turn yourself in to the police for attempted rape.
On your second date, you discover she is pregnant by another man. She gladly shares all the details with you, proudly stating how it “just felt right” with the escaped convict she met at a highway rest stop.
You congratulate her, lauding her divine feminine nature, and immediately offer to support the baby. She asks if you’re serious– after all, she is still basically a stranger– but you eagerly assuage her doubts. She will be fully taken care of from here on out. She looks like she is gagging on some food and trying not to retch, but it’s probably just a coincidence.
Soon after, you discover that all of her friends have heard about your offer, and have all decided to get pregnant by ex-cons too, because they are also practical women who aren’t ones to turn down a good deal.
Now things are getting serious with your girl. She has asked you for a diamond ring, a new flatscreen, and a year’s rent for her new apartment.
Any time you resist, she shifts her legs uncomfortably, as if something between them were stirring. Then she asks louder, and you always agree. It seems like her face belies disappointment, but that wouldn’t make sense… You just gave her exactly what she wanted, didn’t you?
Eventually, she complains louder and more angrily any time you don’t bend over backwards for her. You must keep inventing new ways to sacrifice for her. She has stopped taking care of herself, gaining over 100 pounds, while dressing like a man. The uglier she gets, the harder you try to please her, hoping just a little more happiness will set her back on the right course.
But eventually, this whole system collapses. You have no more time, money, or energy to expend on her. You have given her everything she could want and more, and yet she despises you for it. She is still a miserable monster, an empty cavern with no heart, soul, or sign of femininity.
If we continue to fail the Great American Shit Test, our nation will have the same fate as every individual failed relationship, in which the man did not hold the woman accountable, make her do her part, and maintain the fundamental balance of the sexes.
Women will never respect men again until we make them. That is the only way women know how to respect men.